Why Do My Legs Itch When I Wax

At home, the only excuse that was used to being in love was all: absolutely suspend all subjects because I'm in love, I have one week without speaking to anyone except the dog and canaries because I'm in love, I dyed my hair blue because I'm in love, just like carrots because I'm in love, I'm late for every meal because I'm in love, like salad with my hands because I'm love, need to hear this song blaring 10000 times in a row because I'm in love, I will paint my room black because I'm in love. And the elders nodded understandingly and left us in peace. Love and its consequences became acceptable otherwise things were punished and repressed, such as inefficiency, tardiness and poor education. Luckily, my children have not yet discovered in our family in love is the passport to total impunity.
In principle, buying clothes when you're in love (I mean crazy in love, the only way to be, again according to the theories of my family ...) can be dangerous, not for men, usually spend their whole lives about the same clothes (God bless them), but for us. I've spent ages (a few days to several months, one should not exaggerate ...) and sports (a shoe that I do not like) he was in love (my friends tripping "), times on heels of an inch because I was in love, times auto convincing me to go without underwear was as comfortable in the world (not, obviously) he was in love, redhead times he was in love, long-haired times he was in love (and when I was able to cut it, I could also to leave behind that story, right after I started letting me grow back vez, claro). En fin, mi recomendación de hoy para las enamoradas es que os limitéis a comprar ropa interior (a no ser que vuestro novio o lo que sea ya os haya convencido de que llevar ropa interior es una tontería y un capricho absurdo...), de otro modo podéis acabar con un armario que tenga poco que ver con vuestra vida real y mucho que ver con vuestras fantasías. Aunque pensándolo bien, eso tampoco está tan mal ¿no?
Bueno, la foto de hoy es del hombre más guapo que ha pisado el planeta tierra, siempre que estoy a punto de hacer alguna tontería por amor la miro, y siempre me dice: "¡Adelante!"