Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Prices Safenet Sentinel

shopping?

I'm never as concentrated as when I go shopping. I believe that clothing is a matter of high precision, a button flap pocket, three inches more or less can make something happen to be great to be kitsch. I do not know why, lately, I have the feeling that most clothing is kitsch, that has too many elements. If I could, go into stores with a pair of scissors and start cutting. The ornaments are no details are added, hairpieces, details (clothing, equipment) can make a garment is unique, the added-frills, frunciditos, cordoncitos useless, racks that are useless, only serve to highlight the void hide (as in people ).¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ I'm already rolling again !!!!!!!!!! CONCENTRATION, Milena, CONCENTRATION. Well, the list of people with whom one can go shopping with your girlfriend-
: When one goes shopping with her man or not buy anything (if the man is already long ago), or leaves home thinking she needs a Birkenstock and an American to work and back with 12 cm heels, a black dress and a garter belt (if a recent man or enthusiasm remains).
-CON TU MADRE: Typically, you end up buying what she pleases (very nice and very good quality, you neither need nor want) and you call the next day to ask mournful voice: "You've gone to change, right?" Mmmmm, ahem, yes, mom ... a cotton nightgown with flowers I do not care, even if La Perla ...
-WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND: There may be no prettier or uglier, or poorer, not richer, must have a taste similar but not identical, to yours and should always tell the truth. Ah! y le tiene que gustar ir de compras: yo tengo las mejores amigas del mundo pero no les gusta ir de compras...La vida es así de dura.
-CON UN AMIGO GAY: Suele ser un buen plan, el peligro es que la ropa (TU ropa) le quede mejor a él que a ti, y yo no puedo estar con un hombre que tenga unas piernas más bonitas que las mías.
-CON UN AMIGO HETEROSEXUAL: En toda la historia de la humanidad no hay ningún caso registrado. La única forma de que un hombre heterosexual te acompañe de compras es a cambio de sexo. Si sabes fehacientemente que no quiere sexo: a. Tal vez sea homosexual y todavía no lo sepa (y que no lo sepa él está mal, pero que no lo sepas tú que eres su amiga, está todavía peor). b. It is a dangerous psychopath. Leave Prada shoes where they were and run away.
-WITH YOUR CHILDREN: Buy something (a yoyo, a book, NEVER something to eat) before entering the store and amenázales with the worst punishment (I always tell them that if they misbehave send them to boarding school in the country Basque, is there placed in the Basque Country?). Once you try on clothes, let them ALWAYS case, if you do not like, do not buy, children have a clean look necessary for us to know what fits.

And you? Who do you go shopping?

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